Blogger didn't save half of this post, so you only get until June. The hits of 2017 just keep on coming.
Anyway, shine on, you crazy diamonds.
I disagree w those boycotting inauguration. Many from the past fought and sacrificed to see 3 doors down live.— Luwanda (@LuwandaJenkins) January 16, 2017
Syrian women #WomensMarch London - they thought they could bury us, they forgot we are seeds pic.twitter.com/axo4op7sS6— Jill Nicholls (@JillNicholls01) January 21, 2017
If there is a Muslim ban, refugees can pretend they're Christians. You know, just like Republicans do.— Arizona Democrat (@LiterateLiberal) January 26, 2017
*considers a career in politics just so someone will call her on the phone*— Keough Novak (@KeoNovak) February 2, 2017
republicans are the true snowflakes (they're all white, they're cold, and if you put enough of em together they'll shut down public schools)— Ben Wexler (@mrbenwexler) February 7, 2017
All-You-Can-Eat Pancakes should be called Four Pancakes.— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) January 15, 2017
this administration doesn't pass the bechdel test— Megan Amram (@meganamram) March 4, 2017
FYI, men, when a woman replies to your bullshit with a sick burn that's called getting A League of Their Owned.— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) March 8, 2017
This entire shelf of own-brand cereals sounds like an old English army Major, trying to find a euphemism for gay men. pic.twitter.com/Ah7qy8LTqt— Alex Andreou (@sturdyAlex) March 16, 2017
DEBATE CAPTAIN: You're off the debate team— Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) March 17, 2017
ME: No I'm not
DEBATE CAPTAIN: Damn. Where the hell was this guy at regionals?
Cis people: gender is biological!— Red Durkin (@RedIsDead) March 22, 2017
Also cis people: This boat is a girl.
professor gave me coins for a probability experiment and I bought a mineral water, demonstrating the chaotic components of complex systems— NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) March 30, 2017
It was the patriarchy, in the private dining room, with the glass ceiling.— Eric Rauchway (@rauchway) March 31, 2017
"Is Arthur a POC" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,— tony (@sadvil) April 2, 2017
I like cats bc good fucking luck with them if you don't have a clear read on basic consent cues— Draw (@MostlyPregnant) April 12, 2017
The red states are lava.— Howard Mittelmark (@HMittelmark) April 18, 2017
I want a man who could fight a bear but would not for ethical reasons— Ella Gale (@hellakale) April 13, 2017
Some of the trees on the LSU campus are up to 800 years old. Isn't that incredible? They must be so ashamed of us. pic.twitter.com/ljW8AQvfRw— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) April 25, 2017
I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room.— JennyPentland (@JennyPentland) May 6, 2017
Me from 2002: so what's 2017 like— new year, new girl (@xarexerax) May 7, 2017
Me, 2017: well, France is about 40% Nazis
02: Holy shit
17: also, that's the good news
What I find most relatable about Ernest Hemingway is that he killed himself after living in Idaho— Hailey Mae Sam (@btwhaileymae) May 11, 2017
it turns out the two hardest problems in computer science are paying women the same amount of money and showing posts in chronological order— scottish foldl (@tef_ebooks) May 28, 2017
So Trump screwed up "coverage" and then deleted it?— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) May 31, 2017
Isn't that his health care plan?
I believe in climate change and I don't even believe in myself— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) June 2, 2017